Much ado about nothing streaming 2012
Much Ado About Nothing by William ShakespeareMuch Ado About Nothing, abridged.
CLAUDIO: So, um, Hero, I sorta maybe like you a whole lot will you go to the prom with me?
HERO: We should get married! Squeeeeeee!
BEATRICE: Pfft. Love is for stupid losers who are stupid.
BENEDICK: You know, you might get laid more often if you weren’t such a cynical bitch all the time.
BEATRICE: Fuck you.
BENEDICK: Get in line, sugartits.
*audience is beaten over the head by sexual tension*
DON PEDRO: Hey everybody, I had a great idea! Let’s make Beatrice and Benedick fall in love!
EVERYONE: YAY! MEDDLING!
PRINCE JOHN: So, I think I’m going to break up Claudio and Hero.
BORACHIO: Really? That’s your dastardly scheme? How do we possibly benefit from that?
PRINCE JOHN: No, see, I don’t like Claudio because my half-brother likes him, and I hate my half brother, so…wait. Okay, so it’s actually a really pointless plan that only serves to create conflict. But it’s the only way I get any good scenes in this thing, so MISCHIEF AHOY!
BORACHIO AND CONRADE: YAY!
BEATRICE: Hey Benedick, you still suck donkey balls.
BENEDICK: I fart in your general direction! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
BEATRICE: I dont want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper!
PRINCE JOHN: So guess what Claudio? Your woman totally cheated on you. I saw, I was there.
CLAUDIO: OMG I HATE THAT WHORE.
DON PEDRO: Despite the fact that he’s a bastard in all senses of the word and has no reason to be helping me or my friends, I think we should believe John without proof or even asking Hero’s side of the story.
CLAUDIO: Hero, you’re a shameless whore and I hate your stupid face!
PRIEST: Great job, now Hero’s dead from sad.
CLAUDIO: OMG I AM SO REMORSEFUL. FORGIVE ME, DEAD HERO!
HERO: Pysche! I’m really okay!
BEATRICE: Luckily THIS time the priest’s idea to fake a girl’s death to solve all her problems actually worked, instead of backfiring horribly.
BENEDICK: Hey, that’s pretty funny. You know, I guess you’re not that bad. I think I love you, and stuff.
BEATRICE: Yeah, I guess I kind of love you too.
ANTONIO: Close enough. Now off to kill Prince John!
Much Ado About Nothing
There I was, minding my own business, just looking for a clip from Doctor Who to send to a friend, when I noticed the sponsored video results at the top of the search page:. This is what happens when you spend Apple-level dollars — you expect an Apple-level experience. Of course, perspective here is key. We could do with more video like that in the West End. How do they get around Copyright issues — the rights holders only authorise a show for performance in a geographic location, loading it up to the web counts under US and Australian Copyright law as re-broadcasting, which they shouldnt have the right to do. This cant actually be legal. Just a thought.
Buy Much Ado About Nothing: Read Movies & TV Reviews - emergencysurvival.info Amy Acker and Alexis Denisof are fun to watch as Beatrice and Benedict.
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The film will debut later this week at the Toronto Film Festival, so Whedon rang us up recently to chat about how it came together, how it differs from the Kenneth Branagh version, and how shooting it gave him new perspective on The Avengers. It sounds like making this film was a relatively spontaneous decision you made after shooting was finished on The Avengers , but had it been percolating in your mind before that? It had, but I never felt like I had enough of a take on the material. You probably should just shoot this. Did going off to shoot Much Ado give you a new perspective on The Avengers?