Funny thanksgiving sayings about turkeys

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Thanksgiving Quotes (295 quotes)

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Funny Thanksgiving Sayings and Quotes. Below you will find How to cut a turkey the Republican way: give 1% of your guests 99% of the meat. Andy Borowitz.

Let’s Talk Turkey Puns

The Secret of Stuffing a Turkey How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey? The turkey is a funny bird Its head goes bobble-bobble; And all he knows is just one word Three towns in Kansas also have the name Turkey. Bradley Priebe is a miracle child claims his mother, Anna, as she offered up her own Thanksgiving prayers. While celebrating Thanksgiving Day in Brooklyn, USA, in a third floor apartment the 14 month old baby fell from an open window some 20 feet onto a music shop roof below. Bradley not only survived, he didn't even break a bone. His father Brandon told police that his son wasn't seriously injured in the fall.

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny thanksgiving quotes, funny thanksgiving sayings, and funny thanksgiving proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources. The Thanksgiving tradition is, we overeat. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us? Jim Gaffigan. Archeologists 10, years from now will believe this was a sacred feast where gravy boats were worshipped.

Thanksgiving is all about having fun and expressing gratitude. Thanksgiving is an emotional time. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they see only once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. Someone needs to tell the turkey, man, just be yourself. I like football.

What happens when you combine a hearty menu , family, and tons of fun? Thanksgiving , of course! Although the day can make for good memories, it can also be extremely stressful too.
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Turkeys are easy targets. You may have noticed that lot of turkey humor involves the use of puns. Pardon our fowl language, but here are some of our favorites. As always, the simplest way to relay a pun is through a riddle. Here are some turkey puns in joke form. When you think of Thanksgiving, you think of turkeys — and vice versa.

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  1. Anthony C. says:

    Happy Thanksgiving!

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