How to talk to your cat about gun safety excerpt
The American Association of Patriots Presents: How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety by Zachary AuburnThe cats of America are under siege!
Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives.
For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our countrys defense by helping to prepare our nations cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?”
Our country—and our cats—stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again!
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How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety
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From the first chapter on Gun Safety and the response to the question: What is the best age to start talking to my cat about gun safety? The obituaries are filled with families who thought that their kitten was too young to play with guns, that they could wait until the cat was just a little bit older to instruct them on proper firearm usage and safety. Your little kitty might have become what is known as a twink — a small effeminate male cat who will often be in a submissive relationship to a big burly Maine coon. Please note: This review is based on the final, paperback book provided by the publisher, Three Rivers Press, for review purposes. Lives with 4 cats, 4 dogs, 1 bird, 2 frogs and usually one foster animal and very understanding husband. Reviews books especially about animals and educates children about compassion toward animals. Former household animals include rabbits, rats, and other assorted creatures.
Yes I had a perma-grin on the whole time. Well it had only been about 10 minutes, but still my face hurt. I heard Trump making incoherent sounds on the news. My blood was running cold. What if this book was not meant to be funny!!! It is hard to believe but there are people out there stupid enough to Vo……… Well there are stupid people out there. I raced back to the book, My blood pounding in my ears.
Hello, Login. Visit Our Stores. They really just don't design books the way they used to From Powells. Ensure your feline is the most patriotic citizen possible with this red-blooded instructional guide to all those tough conversations. Recommended By Dawn L. I have been wondering for years how to discuss these touchy subjects with my cat.