Funny kid quotes about parents
Funny Kid for President (Funny Kid, #1) by Matt StantonBig Nate meets Timmy Failure in Funny Kid for President, the first book in an uproarious new middle grade series by Matt Stanton, Australia’s bestselling children’s book author.
When Max gets blamed for pooping in the storeroom (which he did NOT do), tensions hit an all-time high between him and his terrifyingly large teacher, Mr. Armstrong. But then, the most unexpected thing happens—the school principal, Mrs. Sniggles, suggests Max run for class president.
Max isn’t the only kid on the ballot, however. His archenemy, Abby Purcell, is also up for election—and she’s out to defeat him at all costs. To win, Max is going to need the 24/7 help of his best friend, Hugo, and he’s going to have to run the campaign of a lifetime.
Max may not be the smartest or fastest kid, or the handsomest, but he just might be the funniest kid you’ll ever meet—and it’s this talent that could turn him from underdog to top dog. Max for President!
Matt Stanton brings his veteran children’s book chops to this hilarious new series, perfect for early middle grade readers looking for side-splitting laughs!
These Funny Sayings About Kids Will Strike a Chord With Every Parent
Jump to navigation. Here is the full list of funny quotes. These sayings come from the kids at my local school, reader submissions and aggregated from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around. You can also add your own sayings , or view 5 random funny quotes!
Toddler is an age of wonder, humor and meltdowns over gloves and noodles. Thankfully, enough of us have survived the toddler years that we can lend wisdom and humor to the generation below us. And when you think that almost everyone in this world, from Ralph Waldo Emerson to Johnny Depp, has had to deal with toddlers, it makes them a sort of universal and unifying force. Imagine staring down a blender full of berries and knowing you have to start it without the lid. I once flew first class with a baby. She did fine. One of the biggest complaints my mother-in-law has about all the grandkids being home for the holidays is how loud it is.
Kids say the darndest -- and funniest -- things.
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Your account is not active. We have sent an email to the address you provided with an activation link. Check your inbox, and click on the link to activate your account. It's a well-known truth that kids are the most fabulous little philosophers, but as often happens with great minded people, they get a little misunderstood. Their unadorned truth might seem a bit harsh to us, adults.
As a parent, there are days when you feel like you're constantly making mistakes. That's why you need a little pick-me-up, like these funny parenting quotes , to remind you that we've all been there and you're doing just fine! When they're finished, I climb out. When I tell my kids I'll do something in a minute, what I'm really saying is "Please forget. You know you're old when you you barely do anything all day but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything. I love when my kids tell me they're bored.